guy:

when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling

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(Source: guy, via zantiras)

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: grotbag, via angrykoalaz)

pendents:

I really need someone to come cuddle, watch movies and grab my butt

(via sweet-sugarpink)

stability:

*washes face*

*checks if acne is still there*

(Source: niick4, via l0nelyl0ser)